Ocean
In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue!
Oh, he then proceeded to enslave, kill, and rape thousands of the indigenous people in the Americas — which he thought was Asia. Hah. Well, that’s just prime. Meanwhile in Europe, most people don’t realize this, but the Moors were finally expelled from Spain. That’s right! There were Arabs in Spain until 1492! And if the Battle of Tours had been lost by Charles “The Hammer” Martel, France would probably be an Islamic nation today. God, I do love my “What If’s,” they’re the best things in the world to contemplate about. Like… What if Mr. Adolf Hitler had got into Art School?
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